The average pen!s size is WHAT?
How much do we really know about the pen!s? As much as we all take pride in this (sometimes) little package, we don’t really know all that much about it.
We often debate whether or not pen!s size really matters and know that the pen!s is there for baby making and a damn good time. However, it’s time to get informed — so here are 10 things you probably didn’t know about the pen!ses of the world.
1. There is a proper way to measure — no cheating allowed!
The correct way to measure a pen!s (for accurate length) is to use a ruler or measuring tape on the top side, from the tip of the pen!s down to the pubic bone, at the base.
2. People actually compare pen!ses to dollar bills (yo).
There is a clever way to compare your man’s pen!s to a dollar bill if you don’t want to whip out a measuring tape. If your guy has an average pen!s, it will be smaller than the dollar bill, which measures at 6 1/8 inches. If his pen!s comes to the end of the word “ONE” on the front, he is 5 inches. If it lands on the first “A” in America, he is 4 inches. (We may never look at dollar bills the same.)
3. The average pen!s is not as big as people say it is.
You know you shouldn’t care, but since you’re probably curious, according to a study conducted in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, the average pen!s size (erect) is 5.6 inches long and it measures 4.8 inches in circumference.
4. The majority of men are are HUGE liars.
Only 15 percent of men have pen!ses more than 7 inches long, and only 3 percent are over 8 inches. But that doesn’t mean that huge pen!ses don’t exist, they absolutely do.
5. The biggest and smallest pen!ses ever recorded are quite impressive.
The smallest recorded human pen!s was 5/8 of an inch; the largest was 13.5 inches. (A blue whale’s pen!s, however, averages at 8 to 10 feet long and a foot in diameter.)
6. Small pen!ses are not considered medical issues. Sorry.
pen!s size is not a medical concern unless the pen!s is shorter than 1 1/2 inches when flaccid, and 3 inches when erect. There are surgical remedies, but the recovery is painful.
7. Gay men are bigger (yes, really).
Gay men’s pen!ses are, on average, a third of an inch longer. It’s said that this is a sign of intelligent design as men’s mouths are also, on average, larger than women’s.
8. There IS a way to make your pen!s look bigger.
The best way to increase pen!s size is by losing belly fat. Makes perfect sense!
9. The key to knowing how big a man’s pen!s is might be in the fingers.
Researchers at Gachon University in Korea discovered that the difference in length between a man’s ring finer and index finger indicated length of pen!s. So the shorter the ring finger is compared to the index finger, the bigger the pen!s.
10. Scientists spend a LOT of time studying how we can tell how big a man’s pen!s is without looking at ait.
Scientists have tried to connect the size of men’s pen!ses to the size of their feet, noses, thumbs, and earlobes. One study even looked for a connection between flat buttocks and long pen!ses (they found this to be the case in the Nigerian men studied, but scientists later determined the opposite is probably true.
We could go back to having men wear tights, but they would probably stuff their codpieces.