NHLAKANIPHO Mbatha enjoys fooling around with married women, but this time he pushed his luck too far!
The 38-year-old from Diepkloof, Soweto, said his 'bedroom anaconda' has died and he’s desperate to get it back to life.
He said he met a woman four months ago at a mall. He saw the ring on her finger, but he wasn’t bothered.
“I’m just not attracted to single women. I believe the love of my life will come from another man’s marriage.”
They began dating that same day.
“When we started dating she told me she’s not a cheater and she was worried her husband might find out. But I didn’t want to hear about this,” he said.
But then towards the end of last month, Nhlakanipho got a nasty phone call from the woman’s husband.
“He told me I’ll regret going near his wife. He told me to stay away from her, but I didn’t want to leave her,” he said.
Then, a week later, he noticed his 'lollipop' wasn’t working anymore. He didn’t have his usual morning erection.
“I went to a urologist who said I had nothing to worry about,” he said.
When the pills didn’t help he went to a sangoma who told him the woman’s husband had locked his 'joystick'.
The sangoma said he couldn’t help him as the muthi the husband had used was too strong.
“He wanted to teach Nhlakanipho a lesson. I really hope he finds help. This will be hard as this is a powerful man who went to a powerful sangoma.”
The wife said she regrets cheating on her husband and hopes Nhlakanipho finds help.
“It was a mistake that should have never happened. I hope he’ll move on.”
– Daily sun