It’s always been said that you can tell a man’s p3_nis size by the size of his feet, but did you know that you can actually get an approximate idea about the size and shape of a woman’s vag_!na based on her facial features?
IT’S TRUE I TELL YOU!
Believe it or not, Taoist Matchmakers in China were known for pairing couples together based on how well their g3nitals fit together, and they used the facial features of each person to make that determination. Pretty cool huh?
Yes, a man’s pen!s size can be determined from examining his facial features as well, but this post will focus on the lovely va_g!na! Each feature on the face correlates to a different characteristic of the va_g!na, and you may be surprised to find out what the eyes, lips, nose and cheek bones of a woman reveal! It is important for the p3_nis to fit perfectly within the va_g!na for maximum comfort and pleasure, so take a look at these clues.
-If a woman has a small mouth and short fingers she will have a small, short Va_g!na.
-If she has big, thick lips, her Va_g!na is will be wide and thick.
-If she has deep set eyes her Va_g!na will be deep.
-A woman with ‘skinny’ eyelids will have a deep Va_g!na.
-A woman with thick fleshy eyelids will have a short Va_g!ina.
-A Woman with bulging eyes, will have a very short Va_g!na (women with short va_g!nas should avoid men with large/long p3_nises to avoid damage to the c3rvix).
-A woman who is nearsighted will have a deep Vag!na. The more near sighted she is the deeper the Va_g!na.
-A woman with big watery eyes, will have a big watery Va_g!na. Again, the bigger the eyes, the bigger the Va_g!na. (Short P3_nises are not for you boo!)
-A woman with a wide mouth and thin lips will have a narrow and deep Va_g!na.
-Puckered, protruding lips or protruding bone structure indicate an elastic Va_g!na. It could be big or small, but it will be very wet, warm, and soft. It also vibrates and trembles and is often referred to as a ‘talking Va_g!na.’
-A woman who is tough and emotionless will have a hard, dry Va_g!na.
-A woman with narrow cheeks and jaws will have a small, crooked Va_g!na. If it is only slightly curved this is not a problem. However, if the curve is significant, she will need a long narrow p3_nis.
-If a woman has a narrow forehead and flat nose, she will have a short, wide va_g!na.
-If she has protruding cheek bones, she will have a very deep Va_g!na and a strong se.xual desire.
-If a woman has a dimple, she has a very short Va_g!na.
There are factors that can create variations of these qualities, but these features allude to natural tendencies when it comes to the qualities of a woman’s va_g!na.
Test these theories out on your partner for fun and see if you can guess the shape, depth and texture of her va_g!na by examining her facial features! It will be a fun way to deepen your fantasies about what’s between her legs.